In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
It crashed into this lonely town
And with that shadow upon the ground
I hear my people screaming out
"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*
Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?
This dog is literally smiling.